Though she may look like the human embodiment of a Werther's Original, Penelope is the most prolific hitman that England has ever known. After 50 years of service to 'The Company', two professional hurdles are thrown her way: digital modernisation and another killer using her hometown as a dumping ground.
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Introduction - Priest-icide
Penelope taunts a paedophilic priest with one of her famous Bennet strawberry tarts, and he goes on a drug trip that results in him choking on his own tongue.
